apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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