found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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