it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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