So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
MIDGETS
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I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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