Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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