My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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