I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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