i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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