I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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