My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You have to summon your inner elephant
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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