That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize