So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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