I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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