Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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