On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
send nudes
from the living room?
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