my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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