Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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