Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
