You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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