READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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