your room smells of hookers.
And success
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Randomize
