Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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