Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
