so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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