How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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