yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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