She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
My dick has a subreddit
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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