They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
