What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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