I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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