Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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