Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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