it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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