great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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