you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
whose ass print is on the piano?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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