Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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