It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm really busy with my period
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