What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I am spending my child support on dildos
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
