I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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