So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I love you. Go after that dick
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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