Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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