to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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