So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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