Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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