Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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