TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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