Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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