Will you blow on my dice?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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