well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Randomize
