She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
the raccoons are back...
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