im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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