How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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